DATING APP BIOS I HAVE HAD
I am constantly downloading and deleting apps because I refuse to give up, but I also refuse to put in any effort.
- •"One time I saw Usher in a Gap Kids."
- •"Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole."
- •"I'm in the Bay Area taking a break from my lucrative lounge singing career to pose as a nun and help inner-city youths express themselves through the art of gospel music."
- •"I hate Game of Thrones."
- •"I hate camping."
- •"I want to pet dogs. That's the only reason I have this app. Let me pet your dog."
- •"My usual tactic of running into the middle of the street and shouting 'WHO'S TRYNA HOLD HANDS?!' has had mixed results."
- •"I'm way too weird to be this hot, and vice versa, yet here I am."