HOW I FEEL ABOUT EACH ASTROLOGICAL SIGN, RANKED 📁
As someone who pretends not to buy into that bullshit but really does
- 1.TaurusEveryone who saved my life has been a Taurus. They're all moms.
- 2.CancerAlso all moms. Every mom in the world is a Cancer except for my mom (who is a Taurus and is largely the reason for #1 ranking of that particular sign)
- 3.GeminiI feel like putting my own sign at #3 is like, "I think really highly of myself but also Keep It Real." I also feel like Geminis are unfairly maligned but also I am biased.
- 4.LibraLibras CAN HANG.
- 5.AquariusEvery Aquarius I know is my sorta crazy and I'm into it.
- 6.PiscesLOVE YOU NEUROTIC DWEEBS!
- 7.AriesThe Arieses I know are either delightful or completely psychotic. Sometimes both.
- 8.LeoEvery Leo I know is way far up their own butt but it's justified so whatever.
- 9.CapricornI feel like I don't know a single Capricorn?? Where are youse all hiding?
- 10.VirgoOk but same as with Capricorns? Who's a Virgo? Do I know any at all?
- 11.SagittariusI feel judged by my Sagittarius buds but also I have no basis for that.
- 12.ScorpioIn case it wasn't clear, this list is super unreasonable and three people who broke my heart were Scorpios so I am BITTER. One of my most important friends is one though so they're not all bad.