HOW I FEEL ABOUT EACH ASTROLOGICAL SIGN, RANKED 📁
As someone who pretends not to buy into that bullshit but really does
- •TaurusEveryone who saved my life has been a Taurus. They're all moms.
- •CancerAlso all moms. Every mom in the world is a Cancer except for my mom (who is a Taurus and is largely the reason for #1 ranking of that particular sign)
- •GeminiI feel like putting my own sign at #3 is like, "I think really highly of myself but also Keep It Real." I also feel like Geminis are unfairly maligned but also I am biased.
- •LibraLibras CAN HANG.
- •AquariusEvery Aquarius I know is my sorta crazy and I'm into it.
- •PiscesLOVE YOU NEUROTIC DWEEBS!
- •AriesThe Arieses I know are either delightful or completely psychotic. Sometimes both.
- •LeoEvery Leo I know is way far up their own butt but it's justified so whatever.
- •CapricornI feel like I don't know a single Capricorn?? Where are youse all hiding?
- •VirgoOk but same as with Capricorns? Who's a Virgo? Do I know any at all?
- •SagittariusI feel judged by my Sagittarius buds but also I have no basis for that.
- •ScorpioIn case it wasn't clear, this list is super unreasonable and three people who broke my heart were Scorpios so I am BITTER. One of my most important friends is one though so they're not all bad.