HOW TO PUT ON A DUVET COVER IF YOU HATE YOURSELF

Inspired by @eatthelove 's list that's been flying around. Mine's a bit different.
  1. Lay out the duvet and the cover. Crawl inside the cover and assume the fetal position.
  2. Sit up into bridge troll stance and slowly pull the duvet into the cover with you, holding the corners in place with your feet.
  3. "I'm a monster!"
    Take a break to frighten your roommate, who is taking pictures instead of helping.
  4. Grab a corner of the duvet in each hand and punch them into their corresponding corners in the cover.
  5. Fall down.
    Action shot!
  6. Lie facedown on the floor and think about your choices while you try to make the duvet look like a duvet.
  7. It will then be... somewhat flat?
    My poor little leg fighting for freedom.
  8. Crawl out of your feather cave with a sense of accomplishment that outweighs the actual lumpy result.