I BROKE MY ASS

  1. First, I will describe the layout of my room: there is a couch under my window, which looks out over my house's front yard. Then, going further into my room is my bed, which overlaps slightly with the couch.
    This picture is couch and bed. It is important to note that the end of my bed frame is very hard and pointy.
  2. Yesterday my friend was on her way to visit me so we could get dinner.
  3. She texted me to let me know she was outside and I went to kneel on the couch to look out the window, my favorite part of receiving visitors.
  4. She was outside! Joy!
  5. I then went to rush over to the door on the opposite side of the room so that I could go downstairs and fetch her.
  6. But instead, I backwards tripped over the corner of my bed frame, and smashed the right half of my poor butt right onto that WOODEN, POINTY corner.
  7. I yelled a lot of swears and then went down to fetch her, announcing to my roommates, "I BROKE MY ASS" and refusing to clarify.
  8. Now it hurts to walk, and a giant bruise is forming.
  9. I may have to make a doctor's appointment to see if I have truly Broken My Ass.
  10. How was your weekend?