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- •This is Reginuld.He went by Reggie when he was younger but now feels like it lacks the gravitas he wants to put out into the world.
- •This is Nedward.He prides himself on his chili recipe, which his wife Deb privately describes as "unnecessarily hostile to the senses."
- •This is Jannifer.She can never find her fucking keys.
- •This is Randy.He likes to party.
- •This is Grenadine.She likes to feed the birds in the park, but only some of them. The rest of the birds are dicks.
- •This is HelenaShe only uses a landline because she lost her phone charger, so her uncharged phone has been sitting in the junk drawer for eight months.
- •These are Frenq and Charlie.They just met.
- •This is Tunk.He feels like a GODDAMN king in his gold vest.
- •This is Gartrude.She's not a nun, she just dresses like that to get out of speeding tickets.
- •This is Otis.He has made love to every single one of your grandparents and would do it again.
- •This is Derrack.He wants up.
- •This is Little Lord Fauntleroy.He doesn't think it's weird that he still goes by that at the age of 46.
- •These are Jazz and Jazz Jr.They just had a contentious game of frisbee but they've agreed not to talk about it anymore.
- •This is Esthra.She hates you.