I'M THE FRIEND THAT...
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- •Is good enough at makeup to do yours for semi-fancy occasions.
- •Tells you which shows you would love.
- •Has extra snacks, pens, paper, condoms, gum, and Xanax in her bag in case of emergencies.
- •Never wants to go dancing but always wants to dance.
- •Offers furious and aggressive validation with little to no prompting.
- •Helps you buy the right jeans.
- •Will only dispense advice if asked or if you're about to do something REALLY stupid. Otherwise, I'll just listen and help you work through something yourself.Suggested by @StuckOnThe7
- •Actually picks a time and place to hang out and wrangles people to be social.Vaguely saying "we should hang out sometime" is the bane of my existence.Suggested by @rebeccaroanoke
- •will buy you food 24/7Suggested by @feminist
- •Doesn't wear my jacket in case you get cold and need itSuggested by @destiel
- •Remembers every dumb thing you do so I can use it against you when playing "Never have I Ever..."Suggested by @peachney
- •Will gently apply false eyelashes to your face for fancy eventsSuggested by @nantea
- •Responds to your texts with advice even if not solicitedI'm trying to QUIT but it's hard bc it's my defaultSuggested by @nantea
- •Makes sure you text me to tell me you got home safely.Suggested by @hh12995
- •Always grabs a second coffee for youSuggested by @alyssafields