MARY, YOUR BOSSES FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER

I have an office job with a big company and I am generally a horror show.
  1. Mary, your bosses follow you on Twitter.
    Drug reference for a drug I don't even do!
  2. Mary, your bosses follow you on Twitter.
    I am not well!
  3. MARY, your bosses follow you on Twitter!
    I guess this is probably a good one bc I mention that I'm NOT drinking, but it's still pretty weird.
  4. Mary, your bosses follow you on Twitter.
    I'm still not well!
  5. Maaaaryyyy, your bosses follow you on Twitter.
    In other news, I'M NOT WELL.
  6. Mary, your bosses! Follow you on Twitter!
    Like, not REALLY a bestiality reference but sort of, if you go there.
  7. MARY!
    This is not one I can justify at all.
  8. MARY YOUR BOSSES FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER.
    And one of them fav'd this!
  9. ...mary