I have an office job with a big company and I am generally a horror show.
  1. Mary, your bosses follow you on Twitter.
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    Drug reference for a drug I don't even do!
  2. Mary, your bosses follow you on Twitter.
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    I am not well!
  3. MARY, your bosses follow you on Twitter!
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    I guess this is probably a good one bc I mention that I'm NOT drinking, but it's still pretty weird.
  4. Mary, your bosses follow you on Twitter.
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    I'm still not well!
  5. Maaaaryyyy, your bosses follow you on Twitter.
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    In other news, I'M NOT WELL.
  6. Mary, your bosses! Follow you on Twitter!
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    Like, not REALLY a bestiality reference but sort of, if you go there.
  7. MARY!
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    This is not one I can justify at all.
  8. MARY YOUR BOSSES FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER.
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    And one of them fav'd this!
  9. ...mary
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