MARY, YOUR BOSSES FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER
I have an office job with a big company and I am generally a horror show.
- •Mary, your bosses follow you on Twitter.Drug reference for a drug I don't even do!
- •Mary, your bosses follow you on Twitter.I am not well!
- •MARY, your bosses follow you on Twitter!I guess this is probably a good one bc I mention that I'm NOT drinking, but it's still pretty weird.
- •Mary, your bosses follow you on Twitter.I'm still not well!
- •Maaaaryyyy, your bosses follow you on Twitter.In other news, I'M NOT WELL.
- •Mary, your bosses! Follow you on Twitter!Like, not REALLY a bestiality reference but sort of, if you go there.
- •MARY!This is not one I can justify at all.
- •MARY YOUR BOSSES FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER.And one of them fav'd this!