1. Static
    Stockpiling abortions! Hey, boss!
  2. Static
    Hey!
  3. Static
    One.
  4. Static
    This was at a work event. I also texted a screenshot of that text to my boss after I left early because I thought it was funny and have no shame.
  5. Static
    I feel this in my bones tho.
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    Context not important.
  7. Static
    Not like, recreationally or too much of it.
  8. Static
    YUP.
  9. Static
    In case you were wondering.