MY FRIEND (25) IS BANGING A 21 YEAR OLD AND HERE IS HOW WE'VE REFERRED TO HIM

  1. Her tiny baby husband
  2. A cluster of cells
  3. Her homecoming date
  4. Her baby genius
  5. Adele
    Because of her album 21, and also his name is Delian
  6. Her infant beau
  7. Her boyfetus
  8. The actual youngest man in the world