MY YOGA PRACTICE

  1. Preparing for yoga: "UUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH"
  2. On my way to yoga: "UUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH"
  3. During yoga: "UUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH"
    Also why the fuck would you play The National during the hip opener parts you fucking EMOTIONAL TERRORIST.
  4. During the last part of yoga where you're just lying down: "Aw yeah this is the shit I like."
  5. After yoga: "UUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH" but also "YEEEEEEAH"
  6. The next morning: "ALL MY LIMBS (AND EACH COMPONENT PART OF MY TORSO) ARE ON FIRE."
  7. Repeat every evening until I die.