NICKNAMES I HAVE GIVEN MY VERY PATIENT BOYFRIEND

  1. Panda
  2. Noodle
  3. Sponges
  4. Baby man
  5. Comfy man
  6. Sleepy man
  7. My man, my handsome man, who is mine
  8. Peaches
  9. Duckling
  10. (The next few happened after I said, "Wouldn't it be funny if pet names were just other people's names?")
  11. Judith
  12. Reginald
  13. Susan
  14. Melissa
  15. Tammy
  16. Rob Thomas
  17. Bonus photo: look how dashing we are.