NICKNAMES WE'VE GIVEN TO DUDES MY FRIENDS HAVE SLEPT WITH
My friends and I are terrible people
- •GodotHe was on anti-depressants and couldn't orgasm.
- •My goddessThis dude had the opposite issue as Godot, so when she was reading a book with the line, "My goddess came early" she sent me a picture and then we called him that.
- •Werewolf bar mitzvahHe was hairy and Jewish.
- •Goat boyHe looked like a goat.
- •Man ringsDescription my friend gave: "I met him in a bar and he was wearing man rings but I decided to go for it anyway. Two months later I ran into him again and he was wearing two watches."