NICKNAMES WE'VE GIVEN TO DUDES MY FRIENDS HAVE SLEPT WITH

My friends and I are terrible people
  1. Godot
    He was on anti-depressants and couldn't orgasm.
  2. My goddess
    This dude had the opposite issue as Godot, so when she was reading a book with the line, "My goddess came early" she sent me a picture and then we called him that.
  3. Werewolf bar mitzvah
    He was hairy and Jewish.
  4. Goat boy
    He looked like a goat.
  5. Man rings
    Description my friend gave: "I met him in a bar and he was wearing man rings but I decided to go for it anyway. Two months later I ran into him again and he was wearing two watches."