POLL: SHOULD I MOVE TO NY?

I'm gonna let strangers make this choice for me since I'm struggling.
  1. Pro: my mom and dad and sisters are there
    Ok, purists, mom, dad, and sister 2 are actually in NJ but that's a helluva lot closer to Brooklyn or Queens than it is to Oakland
  2. Con: all of my friends and my found-family types are here
  3. Pro: I could keep the same job and work remotely
  4. Con: I'd still need to find an apartment from 3k miles away
  5. Pro: I'm single as fuuhhhhhhh and therefore don't have any huge relationship keeping me here
  6. Con: WHAT IF I MEET THE ONE AND THE ONE IS OVER HERE
  7. Pro: I ❤️ NY
  8. Con: Oakland is the best place I have lived by far
  9. Pro: I miss seasons
  10. Con: OAKLAND WEATHER
  11. Pro: BAGELS!!!!!
  12. Con: TACOS!!!!!!
  13. Pro: NY comedy is much better than Bay Area comedy
  14. Con: Am I ready to try to pursue that forreal?
  15. Pro: Applying for grad school in NY anyway
  16. Con: Also applying for grad school in LA and Austin and I honestly don't think I'll get in anywhere
  17. Pro: I feel like people are hotter in NY???
  18. Con: I don't think moving there will make me hotter
    Will probably just make me sad about not being supernaturally hot and probably I'll feel the need to wax my mustache more often
  19. Wildcard: is there anywhere else I should move?