1. There's a picture of my butt somewhere up in my previous lists.
    (It's just a picture of the bruise on my butt, but it was very impressive.)
  2. I'm funny, but not as funny as I think I am, so you'd get to have some prime schadenfreude.
  3. One time @bjnovak liked one of my lists. One time @zoe relisted one of my lists.
    "Oh, could you pick that up for me? I seem to have dropped some names over there."
  4. I'm applying to grad school, so I'll be using this app constantly to procrastinate.
  5. I want you to, and I'm very entitled.
  6. Tell me I'm pretty.
  7. Because her mom says you should follow her
    Suggested by   @fats