1. I was volunteering at the SPCA today and I fell in love with this sad-eyed goofball!
  2. He's not actually that sad, it's just his face!
  3. The little sign with info said that the room was unoccupied, so I don't know anything about him.
    He may be a ghost. Adopt a ghost dog!
  4. My finder's fee: let me hang out with your ghost dog.
    I can't have a dog because I live with 5 roommates and I'm not allowed, so you should adopt him.
  5. I love him so much it's causing me physical pain.
  6. Adopt him!