I'm a terrible conversationalist.
  1. (Attributed to Our Lord and Savior Meat Loaf) "Two outta three ain't bad."
    I do this EVERY time anyone references three of anything. And sometimes with other numbers.
  2. "She ain't a beauty, but eh, she's all right."
    I continually tell people that line in Thunder Road was the inspiration for my being named Mary even though it wasn't at all and it infuriates my mother when I do that.
  3. "First things first, I'll eat your brains."
    During the planning phases of an evening or weekend day.
  4. "So, for you, this is just a good time, but for me, this is what I call life."
    Whenever someone doesn't take my hangnail-level annoyances seriously.
  5. "[the entirety of Livin' On A Prayer]"
    Any and every halfway mark.
  6. "They say California is a recipe for a black hole."
    Said very matter-of-factly whenever someone's negative about California. 9 times out of 10 I get a weird look because not everyone has every Rilo Kiley song memorized.
  7. "I'm a festival. I'm a parade."
    When someone accuses me of an inflated self-opinion.