THINGS MY MOM IS GOOD AT

  1. Skee-ball
    This is useless and makes me so angry. She's just sinking 💯s over and over again while I somehow manage to hit the plexiglass divider.
  2. Arm wrestling
    I just watched her beat my 6'5 college football playing cousin. He did not let her win.
  3. Guilt
    She's Irish catholic.
  4. Not being in California
    EXCEPT FOR THIS WEEK 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒
  5. That game where you hover your hands over someone else's hands and they have to slap you before you pull away
    Her rings leave bruises
  6. Playing the trumpet at the dog and making him cry
  7. Helping people
  8. Finding earring backs when they fall on the ground
  9. Puns
    She called herself "ra-PUNS-el" earlier today and I nearly punched her
  10. Making fun of the parts of my face I inherited from her.
    My grandma said that I have "the Brennan upper lip" (her mom's maiden name) and my mom said, "yeah, she can reach it up over her head."
  11. Getting lost all the time
    The only one on the list I inherited :(