THOUGHTS ON MY WAY TO MY FIRST EVER FACIAL

Thanks, Groupon
  1. I made the mistake of looking at pictures from when I was in college right before this.
    WHY DID I HATE MY SKIN? I was LUMINOUS.
  2. What if she tells me my face is bad?
  3. What if she takes one look and decides I'm not worth the effort?
  4. I'm actually having a good skin day so, alternately, what if she thinks my skin isn't bad enough to warrant a facial?
  5. What if she doesn't compliment my eyelashes?
    Every time I've gotten my eyebrows waxed or like, the 2 times I've had my makeup done professionally I've gotten compliments on my eyelashes. Now I am spoiled and expect it.
  6. What if this doesn't completely change my life?
  7. What if I get a rash?
    I'm allergic to everything!
  8. What if I die?