TIPS FOR RIDING PUBLIC TRANSIT IN THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA

I commute by train every day and sometimes I take the bus.
  1. 1.
    Don't rest your arm on my head, total stranger.
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  2. 2.
    Don't keep your backpack on instead of taking it off and putting it between your feet when you're standing and the train is crowded and your backpack is working its way fully down my throat.
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  3. 3.
    Don't touch my butt.
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  4. 4.
    Don't hit me in the head with a bike tire.
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  5. 5.
    Don't be tall and block the hold-on straps for the shorts.
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  6. 6.
    Don't push me so hard I fall down.
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  7. 7.
    Don't sit down next to me and then take off your shirt.
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  8. 8.
    Don't spill hot coffee on my head.
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  9. 9.
    Do offer me your bike handlebars to hold onto when there aren't any accessible hold-on straps and I'm too short to grab the hold-on poles running at the top of the car and I'm clearly about to fall down.
    BLESS YOU