TO THE GUY WHO OFFERED TO WALK ME HOME WHEN I WAS THROWING UP IN THE STREET 3 MONTHS AGO

  1. First off, thank you.
  2. That's a difficult situation to pull off without being creepy and you managed.
  3. You were like, "Hey, I know that you can probably handle this on your own but just in case you'd want any help getting home, I could do that. I don't want this to seem predatory or anything, I'm just a dork so there shouldn't be any cause for concern."
    Or something along those lines, I was very drunk and don't remember exactly how it went.
  4. I sent you away not out of concern for my safety, but out of embarrassment to be throwing up outside the train station.
    I'm not saying that's the only time I've done that, but I try not to make it a habit.
  5. The next morning I realized I probably should have let you walk with me and had the worst meet-cute in the world because you were also CRAZY HOT.
  6. But I didn't.
  7. But now I think you might be sitting next to me in the coffeeshop/bar I'm in??????
  8. And I'm not at all sure enough about it to say anything and even if I were one million percent sure I probably wouldn't???????
  9. Why am I myself right now?
  10. Should I just start loudly talking about my preferred places to throw up in the street and see if you take the bait????
  11. I wish I were dead.
  12. I love you.