WHO WANTS TO SEE A PICTURE OF THE BRUISE ON MY ASS?
See: earlier list in which I detailed how I broke my ass.
- •Would you like to see that?
- •Are you sure?
- •It's a pretty gnarly bruise.
- •Well, okay then.
- •Here it is.I don't feel weird posting this 1) because I feel like ListApp is still lawless while it's in beta and 2) you can't even tell that it's an ass.
- •My poor ass.