WHO WANTS TO SEE A PICTURE OF THE BRUISE ON MY ASS?

See: earlier list in which I detailed how I broke my ass.
  1. Would you like to see that?
  2. Are you sure?
  3. It's a pretty gnarly bruise.
  4. Well, okay then.
  5. Here it is.
    I don't feel weird posting this 1) because I feel like ListApp is still lawless while it's in beta and 2) you can't even tell that it's an ass.
  6. My poor ass.