- •...every party I go to only have people I know I want to speak to?I'm not against parties! I like parties so much! But I am SHY.
- •...women's pants be sized in any sort of logical manner?Yo, pants, get it together.
- •...my fridge always be fully stocked without me having to go to the grocery store?I hate food shopping but love food! This is distressing!
- •...laser hair removal be like $10?I want it, I don't want to pay for it.
- •...grad school be like $10?If I get in, I'm gonna be in AGGRESSIVE debt for a super long time.
- •...my head-hair grow like 10 inches a day?I wanna have the option to have my own hair either long or short at any given moment.
- •...teleportation be a thing?My mom and her dog live 3000 miles away, which is so dumb.
- •...🎶I breeeeathe, whenever I theeeenk about youuuu🎶