WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY

I'm packing up my apartment and am mystified by my own choices sometimes. And I'm not gonna be like "books" or "records" because I'm not surprised by those.
  1. Shoes
    I filled one HUGE box with shoes and I still have more shoes??? Why do I need them??? And I wear them all regularly (mostly).
  2. Sweater vests
    Ugh I wore them so often that they became "my thing" then I took a break because that's lame as hell but I'm predicting a re-emergence this fall. I wish I knew how to quit them.
  3. Blankets
    I have like, sixty blankets and I never use them because I always run really hot.
  4. Workout clothes
    I mean, I do work out, but not enough to justify all those dang yoga pants. And I never have enough sports bras? Ugh.
  5. Speakers
    I have 3 sets of speakers just in case I ever get around to fixing my turntable.
  6. Lipsticks
    I have A LOT of makeup but why so many lipsticks? I rarely wear them. They're aspirational.
  7. Slippers
    Why do I have multiple pairs of slippers I NEVER WEAR SLIPPERS.
  8. Stuffed animals
    I'm an adult.
  9. Crayons
    I'M AN ADULT and a terrible artist.
  10. Empty birth control packets
    WHY DO I HANG ONTO THESE? THEY ARE GARBAGE. WHY DO I KEEP MY GARBAGE LIKE A FUCKED UP DRAGON? WILL I EVER HAVE TO DEFEND MY PILE OF TRASH?
  11. Hair products for long hair.
    I cut all my hair off in April. Who do I think I'm fooling here?
  12. Tote bags
    Especially absurd now that I have the perfect tote bag and need no others.