Probably true facts from an actual real life bisexual!
- •We have to get married twice.Once to a man, once to a woman. As Aphrodite intended!
- •Our sex partner # must be a multiple of 2.To accomplish this, most of us bi people just have sex with 2-4 people at a time.
- •Our default ringtone is Bye Bye Bye.Or more accurately, "Bi Bi Bi".
- •Tricycles make us nervous.They're just trying way too hard, you know?
- •Those of us who identify as pansexual are sexually attracted to your cookware.Don't trust us alone in your kitchens!
- •We're so selfish!We'll steal your girlfriend and then have sex with your dad. Vicious.
- •We're basically ghosts.Lots of people don't believe we exist.
- •We don't feel like we belong anywhere sometimes, and both gay and straight people either write us off as "just going through a phase" or think that our sexuality makes us more likely to cheat on our monogamous partners. Both are rude and wrong and hurtful stereotypes!Ok this is a real one.