Or "Why I Have Not Written Anything Original For 4 Months"
  1. I'm too busy
  2. I lack inspiration
  3. It's too early
  4. It's too late
  5. It's going to be teash
  6. I am trash
  7. There's no point
  8. No one will care
  9. I don't care enough
  10. I'm hungry
  11. I'm tired
  12. I hate it
  13. This keyboard shcks
  14. My wrist hurts
  15. I'm sad
  16. I'm mad
  17. I don't want to deal with any of my feelings ever for the rest of my life!!!