Can't possibly rank these, she is my patron saint of party and poetry.
  1. Feeling like a saber tooth tiger/sipping on a warm Budweiser
    the literal best rhyme in all of modern poetry
  2. D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur
    YOU ARE a dinosaur! She's so clever!
  3. We been keeping it kosher / but I wanna get it on fo sure
  4. A sweet-ass mullet caught my eye / now you got me jonesin' for a moustache ride
    Her taste in men is incredibly specific and thoroughly detailed throughout her entire discography.
  5. Me and all my friends we don't buy bottles, we bring em / We take the drinks from the tables when you get up and leave em
  6. Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer / Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
  7. But now that I'm famous, you're up my anus / Now I'm gonna eat you fool
    You're gonna rip him out of your butt and then eat him? I love you.
  8. You can't imagine the immensity of the fuck I'm not giving
  9. Fight for the fuck ups, Stand up for true love, We'll never give up.
  10. Come on climb into my golden cockpit / love you till you're seeing stars and stripes / burnin' rubber on the southern highway / let me take you for a freedom ride
    THIS is the America I want to live in
  11. Found out you’re full of it, I’m over it, so suck my dick.
  12. Champagne tastes like piss to me
  13. The beat's so phat gonna make me come....OVER TO YA PLACE
    this is foul and a fakeout and I love it so much
  14. I live my life like I've been raised by wolves, Y'all already know I'm a fucking animal,
    Can anyone go as hard as Kesha? will anyone ever??
  15. Cuz Ke$ha don't give 2 fucks/we came to start the ruckus
    @sam and I always aspire to not give 2 fucks
    Suggested by @sally