Furious 7 Is the Best Movie
This is one of 2 movies that have made me feel the full spectrum of human emotions.
- •HOW CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT FAMILY
- •WHEN FAMILY'S ALL THAT WE GOT
- •The Rock flexes out of a cast and says "daddy's gotta go to work"
- •Vin Diesel jumps a car from one skyscraper to another skyscraper AND THEN ANOTHER FUCKING SKYSCRAPER
- •Vin Diesel, Ludacris, Michele Rodriguez, and Paul Walker reverse cars OUT OF A PLANE and parachute down safely????
- •Tyrese does not want to reverse his car out of a plane but it doesn't matter because Ludacris can control Tyrese's car remotelyLudacris is a genius, you guys.
- •The opening scene slow reveal that Jason Statham fought and killed an entire SWAT team to get to the top floor of a hospital to visit his comatose brother only to monologue and then blow up the hospital as he leaves WHILE HIS BROTHER IS STILL INSIDEbecause fuck you he is Jason Statham
- •Vin Diesel and Paul Walker love each other because they are a family
- •"I don't have friends. I have family."You can have both?? BUT I GET IT, VIN.
- •Tyrese pretends he can't sing but we all know he can because our predictable ex boyfriend used to like playing a Tyrese album before/during sexOr maybe that's just me
- •Jason Statham's weapon of choice is grenades
- •"You know what they say about street fights. The street always wins."NO ONE SAYS THAT, VIN DIESEL.
- •Rhonda Rousey and Michele RodriguezI'm bisexual but Michele Rodriguez in tank tops driving muscle cars makes me SO GAY.
- •The Rock jumps an ambulance off a bridge and lands on a drone, kicks the drone repeatedly, and then RIPS THE MACHINE GUN OUT OF IT TO SHOOT A HELICOPTER OUT OF THE SKYThe helicopter is carrying a duffel bag full of grenades because Jason Statham did not foresee this happening
- •Legitimately beautiful, sad, and respectful tribute to Paul Walker at the end of the movie.I OPENLY WEPT IN THE THEATER. I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN.