Furious 7 Is the Best Movie

This is one of 2 movies that have made me feel the full spectrum of human emotions.
  1. HOW CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT FAMILY
  2. WHEN FAMILY'S ALL THAT WE GOT
  3. The Rock flexes out of a cast and says "daddy's gotta go to work"
  4. Vin Diesel jumps a car from one skyscraper to another skyscraper AND THEN ANOTHER FUCKING SKYSCRAPER
  5. Vin Diesel, Ludacris, Michele Rodriguez, and Paul Walker reverse cars OUT OF A PLANE and parachute down safely????
  6. Tyrese does not want to reverse his car out of a plane but it doesn't matter because Ludacris can control Tyrese's car remotely
    Ludacris is a genius, you guys.
  7. The opening scene slow reveal that Jason Statham fought and killed an entire SWAT team to get to the top floor of a hospital to visit his comatose brother only to monologue and then blow up the hospital as he leaves WHILE HIS BROTHER IS STILL INSIDE
    because fuck you he is Jason Statham
  8. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker love each other because they are a family
  9. "I don't have friends. I have family."
    You can have both?? BUT I GET IT, VIN.
  10. Tyrese pretends he can't sing but we all know he can because our predictable ex boyfriend used to like playing a Tyrese album before/during sex
    Or maybe that's just me
  11. Jason Statham's weapon of choice is grenades
  12. "You know what they say about street fights. The street always wins."
    NO ONE SAYS THAT, VIN DIESEL.
  13. Rhonda Rousey and Michele Rodriguez
    I'm bisexual but Michele Rodriguez in tank tops driving muscle cars makes me SO GAY.
  14. The Rock jumps an ambulance off a bridge and lands on a drone, kicks the drone repeatedly, and then RIPS THE MACHINE GUN OUT OF IT TO SHOOT A HELICOPTER OUT OF THE SKY
    The helicopter is carrying a duffel bag full of grenades because Jason Statham did not foresee this happening
  15. Legitimately beautiful, sad, and respectful tribute to Paul Walker at the end of the movie.
    I OPENLY WEPT IN THE THEATER. I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN.