Mysterious Contacts in My Phone

Deleting old contacts and came across these gems. Good idea, Listers!
  1. Muscles
  2. CHILD
  3. Raaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiiist
  4. Karen or Sara
  5. She saved you at a bar
  6. How Bout No
  7. Boring McTwostory
    Wait I do know this guy. He only had 2 funny anecdotes and constantly retold them whenever we hung out even after I brought it up. I hope he got more interesting.
  8. Harry Potter