Things Hairdressers Have Said to Me
- •"I'm not doing that."I requested bangs.
- •"Your scalp is no joke, honey."It's very dry, thanks for asking.
- •"Are you sure?"Multiple salons, multiple hairdressers, the same question whenever I want a bob.
- •"You have beautiful hair. This is princess hair!"It's true and this compliment is very important to me.
- •"Don't you dare bleach this. If you come back with bleach damage, I will kick your ass."Beauty school of hard knocks, obviously.
- •"What is this? 2007?"When I half joked about getting ombré color and pretended that I didn't secretly want it and that it definitely was not the whole reason I made the hair appointment. In 2015.
- •"I just love DJ's. I want to make out with all of them."This is my current stylist.
- •"They just have so much charisma, I want to soak it all up."She is the best at salon small talk.
- •"One time I made out with Diplo. No one believes me but I could pick his mouth out of a lineup.I love her.