X-men Mutations I Attempt to Manifest When I Feel Stressed

Because not a single day goes by where I don't wish I had mutant superpowers.
  1. Firework Hands (Jubilee)
    I don't want to destroy anything or hurt anyone. I just want something happy and positive to shoot out of my hands.
  2. Superhuman Durability (Colossus)
    I try to imagine I am chromed the fuck out and my problems are bullets that bounce off me or get scrunched and fall to the ground.
  3. Teleportation (Nightcrawler)
    Maybe I don't want to be here anymore?
  4. Astral projection (Psylocke, Professor X)
    MAYBE I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN MY BODY ANYMORE
  5. Wolverine - PERHAPS, I want to be a human Swiss Army knife
    Suggested by   @Danni
  6. Kitty Pryde - Walk Through Walls
    Fantastic for subtle exit from stressful/ awkward situations
    Suggested by   @angusisley
  7. Sass (Emma Frost)
    Being able to say something cutting and witty and then following it up by LITERALLY turning into diamond would be the ultimate trump card in any terrible social integration.
    Suggested by   @Allys_on