MEALS MY FRIEND AND I HAVE MADE RECENTLY, AND OUR RESPECTIVE CONTRIBUTIONS
He's, like, a human being capable of caring for himself.
- •Chicken TikkaHim: chose recipe, followed recipe, chopped chicken, cooked chicken, cooked sauce, cooked rice. Me: chopped onions poorly, was source of humor because spilled coconut paste all over self while trying to blend it and it looked like I had lactated.
- •Chicken ChiliHim: cooked chicken, chopped veggies, problem solved when we didn't have appropriate bowl sizes, seasoned, cooked. Me: chopped peppers, was outsmarted by blender while trying to purée tomatoes, insisted that we make chili because it was Halloween and that's my family's tradition. Also, I left in the middle to buy ice cream.
- •BurgersHim: bought meat+buns+potatoes, sliced potatoes into fry size, made patties, cooked patties, fried and seasoned fries. Me: bought cheese for my burger because only I like cheese, burnt buns as I tried to toast them, facilitated consumption of raw carrots as appetizer.
- •QuesadillasHim: cooked bacon, cooked chicken, cooked veggies, cooked quesadillas. Me: chopped peppers, took and posted on Facebook this picture of him with floor quesadillas.