spent my Christmas with family, two members of which happen to be nine year old twins 😍
  1. "He did not listen to the Great Genna, and there were consequences"
  2. "Why isn't there a 'Find My [toy name I forgot because fuck minecraft]' App"
    ugh what's younger/worse than millennials?
  3. "Did you know that, because I'm wearing blue, my eyes look extra blue?" "I did know that. And your eyes look green."
  4. "My friends and I all like the same things, except for broccoli"
  5. "Happy Christmas it'll be over tomorrow"