REASONS I FELL TODAY

Alternative title: I'm the worst
  1. Because I was reading Facebook as I was walking and tripped on a stair outside my house
    I really fell here and had to lay on the couch dramatically groaning for a solid 5 minutes
  2. Because I have managed to strew clothes throughout my room even though I've been home for exactly 14 hours and I slipped on a pair of leggings as I was running to go downstairs and my arm hurts now
  3. I AM A MESSY MILLENNIAL #ugh