THINGS DONE IN BATMAN ONESIE LAST NIGHT

  1. Cuddled in blanket fort
  2. Tried to teach British kids chandies, just ended up yelling at them
  3. Walked a mile and a half at 2:30am to get fries
  4. Got a taxi for the return because we were tired
  5. Laughed 8 decibels too loudly when friend {also in onesie} tripped on way into taxi
  6. Did not say single word to friend on way home, laughed silently together because meter was going up 10p every like 5 seconds, watched meter horrified
  7. BRAVELY confronted taxi driver when the meter jumped up at the end, emerged victorious