I am the queen of propriety. from drafts folder so it was not actually this weekend but I'm keeping the title
  1. "We're more likely to be murderers than you are!"
    when she was concerned about safety precautions. still drove us
  2. "I'm so sorry I just asked you to marry me, here I have some chocolate in my pocket to say sorry!"
    a challenge was to propose marriage, stranger said no and I felt bad so pulled out melted gross chocolate from my pocket and made everything worse.
  3. "Yes I would like a free Starbucks"
  4. "You are literal angels"
    to literal Angels