TROPES THAT GET ME EVERY TIME

can't not laugh
  1. When a woman starts a list of food she has eaten that day to prove a point about how little she's eaten, but it's actually a ton of food
  2. When a woman screams or somehow aggressively says how delicate/fragile/traditionally feminine she is
    "I AM A DELICATE FLOWER"
  3. Protagonist is running late, bus splashes water on them to show it is a bad morning/they are a mess