Thoughts while eating at a restaurant by myself for the first time ever....

I'm on vacation. Everyone's at work. Why not?
  1. There are actually quite a few people here for the middle of the day on a Thursday.... I count 16
  2. Thank you waitress for seating me right in the middle of everything...
  3. I should have sat at the bar....I wonder if it's too late to move.
  4. I should have brought a book or something....instead I'll look at my phone constantly or watch ESPN?! really? ESPN?
  5. Texts from friends...just realized I'm not being rude to anyone by being in my phone...
  6. Thank you waitress for seating me right in the middle of everything...
  7. Good coffee. Food....meh
  8. Wait. This isn't a veggie egg white omelette....it's Greek? Whoa feta!