REASONS I HATE TRAVELING (AKA. WHY THE PERSON IN THE SEAT NEXT TO ME IS ANNOYING) 😕

Some lady is sitting in my window seat. I am flying into DC and would like to see the monuments on the way in 😐
  1. She is reading a Nicholas Sparks novel (not ironically) 📚
  2. She is wearing an ankle bracelet (again, not ironically) 😳
    Has this plane magically teleported us to the 1990's???
  3. That is all...I am grumpy 😠