Requested by Kamina

Facts about fairies

  1. Clap your hands to keep fairies alive. Clap two fairies together to keep yourself from hurting your ex-wife
  2. Fairies are light, playful and gay. Protest this at your local Target
  3. Sheila, I swear to god if you try to keep me from my children I will destroy you in court
  4. Fairy wings are iridescent.
  5. If you capture a fairy they will be compelled to tell you 2 absolute truths
  6. That's why I know you were cheating on me for the last 6 months
  7. And about your "exit plan"
  8. God damn it, Sheila. Just talk to me.
  9. Don't shake fairies in anger
  10. Please wake up.
  11. Oh, God. What have I done?
  12. *clapclap clap clap clap*