Okay, jerkalopes. Listen up. This could Change your life! What happens next may SHOCK you
  1. Make stove hot. Like SUPER hot
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  2. Add Popsicles
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  3. Add red onion. (I prefer thick slices. Feel free to chop or finely dice. Use your own preferences)
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  4. IMPORTANT! Peppermint Stars of David. I don't usually measure these. About a handful
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  5. Add mustard and salt to taste. I prefer Kosher salt, regular table salt is fine
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  6. Vanilla extract
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  7. Bring to a rolling boil
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  8. Cover, remove from heat and let sit
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  9. Congratulations! Now you know how to make a perfect Grandmother Smith Apple. You're welcome!
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