Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. Mashed potatoes
    Fuck that boxed flake crap that looks like wallpaper paste. Potatoes, butter, and a little sour cream. Mash that shit up and make a mountain on your plate. If you do it right you won't even need gravy.
  2. Homemade bread
    Forget your store-bought nonsense. In this family we make the rolls from scratch, using great grandma's recipe.
  3. Broccoli cheese casserole
    Frozen broccoli + a shit ton of Velveta + French fried onions? Fuck. Yes.
  4. Cranberry orange relish
    Not to be confused with the nasty jelly in the can.
  5. Stuffing
    Couldn't care less about this one, but I know I'm in the minority.