FAVORITE THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES, RANKED

Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. 1.
    Mashed potatoes
    Fuck that boxed flake crap that looks like wallpaper paste. Potatoes, butter, and a little sour cream. Mash that shit up and make a mountain on your plate. If you do it right you won't even need gravy.
  2. 2.
    Homemade bread
    Forget your store-bought nonsense. In this family we make the rolls from scratch, using great grandma's recipe.
  3. 3.
    Broccoli cheese casserole
    Frozen broccoli + a shit ton of Velveta + French fried onions? Fuck. Yes.
  4. 4.
    Cranberry orange relish
    Not to be confused with the nasty jelly in the can.
  5. 5.
    Stuffing
    Couldn't care less about this one, but I know I'm in the minority.