THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)

Inspired by @Fitz
  1. What is your favorite word?
    Fiduciary.
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    Faggot. Retard. Other hate speech.
  3. What turns you on?
    Intelligence, passion, kindness, sense of humor, nerdiness, beards.
  4. What turns you off?
    Willful ignorance, bigotry, selfishness, chewing with your mouth open, bad personal hygiene.
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Fucking hell.
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Boots crunching in crisp snow.
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    When people snort their own snot to clear their nose. Get a tissue!
  8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
    Pastry chef.
  9. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    Everybody in!