THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)
Inspired by @Fitz
- •What is your favorite word?Fiduciary.
- •What is your least favorite word?Faggot. Retard. Other hate speech.
- •What turns you on?Intelligence, passion, kindness, sense of humor, nerdiness, beards.
- •What turns you off?Willful ignorance, bigotry, selfishness, chewing with your mouth open, bad personal hygiene.
- •What is your favorite curse word?Fucking hell.
- •What sound or noise do you love?Boots crunching in crisp snow.
- •What sound or noise do you hate?When people snort their own snot to clear their nose. Get a tissue!
- •What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?Pastry chef.
- •If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?Everybody in!