THINGS THAT MADE ME TEAR UP TODAY

Who knew I was so sentimental?
  1. Woke up and stubbed my toe
    The way that makes your eyes instantly water and you wonder, "Oh shit. Did I just break my toe?" Spoiler alert: I didn't.
  2. Seeing my best friend with her hours-old baby boy
    She's such a good mom, and delivered this little guy a few blocks from the dorms where we met almost 15 years ago. It's the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife!
  3. Watching White Christmas
    That scene at the end when the General is all moved to tears. (Me too, buddy. Me too.)*
  4. *Also the General is a total silver fox.
    I'd hit it.