THINGS I OVERHEAR FROM MY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR
Living on the first floor of an apartment building is like getting a free Spanish soap opera everynight!
- •"Fuck you!"This comes through the walls loud and clear. It's almost like they are yelling at me and not their significant other.
- •"It's over!"Usually stated by the same couple living upstairs that fight all night long. No make up sex has been heard, but it must happen at some point.
- •"You spend all the money"I've heard this argument from many of the couples passing by my apartment on the way to their own.
- •ElephantsThe tiniest people somehow sound like a heard of elephants when they walk 🐘
- •Jeopardy/wheel of furtuneMaybe it's because I have 1 elderly neighbor but I can hear these 2 shows each night without even turning my tv on 📺