MY FAVORITE EMOJIS AND WHY

Can't sleep, thinking about my favorite things.
  1. 🍆
    Looks like a purple dick.
  2. 🍌
    Looks like a peeled dick.
  3. 🍭
    Reminds me of something you suck. Like a dick.
  4. 💃🏼
    Who doesn't love salsa!?
  5. 👃🏼
    Dick?