I JOINED TINDER AGAIN BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF

this is going to be an ongoing list about my observations and self loathing towards this god damn app
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    I made another profile after I deleted my old one 2 years ago bc IM A LONLEY PIECE OF SHIT
    I was sulking so I took the plunge
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    There's WAY too fucking many white guys holding fish or posing with a dead deer
    sometimes I really hate Michigan honestly
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    So SOOO many guys have "Sucker For Pain" by like Wiz Khalifa or whoever from the Suicide Squad soundtrack as their "anthem"
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    I've only seen 3 kids I went to high school with
    I'm expecting to see many more
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    The majority of the girls on the app are actually really cool and I've matched with a few
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    ALL THE CANADIANS ARE SO ATTRACTIVE
    go you @canada you've got some πŸ”₯ people! i think i have my distance set too far bc i keep getting so many people from windsor πŸ’”
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    Without fail, whenever a guy has a pic of him and some other girl i always find the girl more attractive
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    THIS GUY USED 3 PICS OF BRENDON URIE
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    matched with a dreamy boi and he left me on read
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    i thought this was a pic of Tyler Joseph for a hot minute
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    dreamy boi messaged me back, but he's like the opposite of that mr. brightside lyric "he doesn't look a thing like jesus but he talks like a gentleman"
    he looks so much like jesus but he talks like a literal doormat 😩
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    i'm gr8 at flirting πŸ˜‰
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    "ryan from the office lookalike"
    @bjnovak found your doppelgΓ€nger
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    I THINK THIS IS ACTUALLY EVAN BREEN LMAO
    he's actually from MI and my friend knows his dad who lives near us LOL i hope we match
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    i thought we were bonding over our mutual love for Kevin from the Office
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    getting real creative with these opening lines 😍
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    i swiped right bc i'm really concerned about this dog
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    HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE EZRA I AM WHEEZING
  20. β€’
    @lame OKAY ANOTHER GUY IS CATFISHING AS EVAN BREEN HAHAHAHA
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    jesus. christ.
    calm the fuck down caleb
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    only screenshotted this to show my future sister in law the bridal bouquet the girl is holding lol
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    the new trendy "anthem" is now Bad and Boujee