THE BEST INSULT EVER
Brought to you by Matthew Gray Gubler's stellar performance in Suburban Gothic.
- •"I'm a fucking wizard
- •sent from the future in a motherfucking time machine
- •to tell you that you are an asshole.
- •You're the type of person that makes fun of fat, short little kids
- •and makes them feel bad about themselves for the rest of their lives
- •because you think you're so special.
- •Well, you know what?
- •You're not special.
- •You're not different.
- •You're not even particularly interesting.
- •You're the same bigoted, homophobic, redneck,
- •football-scorning, Martin Luther King-assassinating,
- •asshole faced, son-of-a-bitch redneck
- •that you have spent your entire life rebelling against.
- •And I know that kills you inside."