Things My Boyfriend Says and Does While Watching Basketball
In anticipation of the Thunder vs. Warriors game tonight...
- •"He's gonna get a scholarship!"
- •"He must have a punch card at the tattoo shop."
- •"I'm gonna put on my jorts! I've got sweaty feet!" (To be fair, he said this before the basketball game started.)
- •"San Antonio may have made the canal but we perfected it, all due respect to Panama."
- •"F*** yo couch."
- •"I need to take my socks off. I have the sweats." (This seems to be a theme)
- •30 seconds left in the game, he takes his shirt off, throws it across the room, and puts on a beanie. A few minutes later he notices he's shirtless, says "what the f*** have I done?"