REASONS I WILL FAIL AT THIS APP

  1. I made a one item new year's resolution a couple of years ago.
  2. It said I will be able to find this paper next December 31st.
  3. I'm pretty sure I lost it within hours.
  4. Now I'm scared I will lose my phone.
  5. And I can't call it to find it.
  6. Cause I can't find the cordless phone.