How to Avoid Skunks in Vancouver

They share the rule over the city with raccoons.
  1. Avoid sidewalks lined with bushes
    Cause that's where they lurk the most
  2. Turn off Spotify. Pay attention to suspicious rustling ahead
  3. Stay on main roads until you absolutely have to turn on to a side street
  4. Keep your dog on a short leash. Skunk Time is not the time to sniff around
  5. If all fails, buy "Nature's Miracle" shampoo. It will get rid of the smell when everything else failed.
  6. Stay safe out there.